My Name is Obama, and I’m Here to Rescue You

Fine work with the pirates, Mr. President, but if you manage to save this girl from the Ayatollahs you’ll be re-elected in a fifty-state landslide.

A Giant Step Forward

Whatever else you may say about Sarah Palin, she’s much hotter than Geraldine Ferraro.

Addendum: The “scandal” that sealed Republican victory.  -nb

Addendum 2: Holy cow, a shotgun wedding!  Yeehaw! -nb